Fat Kids

Hey Fatties, guess you reckon you’re pretty tough with your Current Affairs investigstions and your Body Fat Indexes and your influence over the fast food advertising regulations. Well there’s one place where your blubbery talents wear thin: the world of Vanya’s fist.
Get ready for a serious quarter pounding, balloon arse. It’s gunna be a whole lot harder to choke down a bucket o KFC and 15 Jiffy Donuts without any teeth in your swollen head. Big boned? You’re about to be owned. Your Super-Sized Vanya Pain Deal is ready.


One response to “Fat Kids

  1. I hear a myth that Vanya once won a cheeseburger eating competition. 13 in 2 minutes. Vanya could definitely take those fatties!

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