OK Yasi, we get it. With all your 300km winds and your storm surges and your roof top-tearing fury, you’re feeling pretty good about yourself. Right now you’re the biggest thing on the meteorlogical radar, but there’s one natural disaster that makes you look like a day under the backyard sprinkler. Vanya.
Buckle up, Storm Boy- you’re about to have the eye of your storm blackened. By the time Vanya’s through with you the only silver lining your clouds are gunna see is on the inside of their coffins. Enjoy your moment on breakfast TV; Vanya’s destructive force is about to make land fall. On your ass.